Cool Gift Ideas
Cool Gift Ideas
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Crap Strap
The Crap Strap is the top accessory for doing a number 2 outdoors. Now you can feel confident and secure when you are in the woods and you need to take care of business. Easier and a lot more comfortable than hanging onto a tree.
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Goth Bath Bombs
Now you can bathe in the darkness with these charcoal goth bath bombs. They will turn your bath water as dark as your mood. Perfect for wallowing in your sorrows, but also to soothe and relax your muscles.
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Outdoor Wine Glass Holder
Never lose a glass of vino again with the outdoor wine glass holder. Now you can finally enjoy eating, reading, or concert viewing without the need to hold the wine glass in your lap or set on the ground.
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Mini Marshmallow Toasting Kit
The Mini Marshmallow Toasting Kit will help you experience the thrill of a campfire and the mouth watering smell of toasted marshmallows. No need to brave the great outdoors. This is a fun and tasty gift.
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Mini Knife Set
If you love miniature things, then this Mini Knife Set will make you go gaga. 6 different Damascus knives with red color wooden handle and their own cute little pouches. Very sharp and also comes in a very cool storage box.
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Deodorant For Life
This deodorant for life is a game changer! It is a refillable, reusable, washable deodorant applicator. It comes with a unique, natural ‘powder to liquid’ deodorant that is good for you and the planet. No more plastic waste!
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Gel Shooter Guns
It’s time to get serious with these cool Gel Shooter Guns. From Gatling Guns to Rifles. From Glocks to Machine Guns. These gel shooters from OrbeezGuns will give you a huge advantage in your next game.
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Belly Button Brush
The belly button brush is for the man who has everything. Packaged in a quality box and with quality bristles, everyone will be laughing when he opens and starts to use this funny gift.
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Personalised Socks For Dad
These personalised socks for Dad show that socks do not have to suck. Give these to your father and you will not be able to wipe the smile off of his face, and doesn’t he deserve some cool socks? After all he did have to raise you!
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Black Toilet Paper
Buying Black Toilet Paper either means that you are uber classy or that you are afraid to see what you are putting out. Dubbed the ‘sexiest toilet paper on Earth’ it does look cool though. It will certainly have visitors to your powder room wondering why.
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The Shotgunner
If you are tired of boring parties, then take it to the next level with the Shotgunner. It won’t take much persuasion to get your party pals to start chugging beers with this cool beer shotgun device. Insert the beers and smash!
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How to Live with a Huge Penis
How to Live with a Huge Penis is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG). Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth.
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Laptop Pants
These huge laptop pants may make your butt look big, but they’ll certainly make your life easier. These cool jeans feature one huge back pocket that stretches across the entire bum. Now you can pack all your essentials for an entire day.
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Shotgun Plunger
The Redneck Shotgun Plunger puts the fun into a nasty toilet task. Not only does this actually plunge but it also makes live shotgun sounds. It even stands on its end ready for duty. This is the ultimate essential funny Redneck gift.
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Fly a Jetpack
Spend a day learning how to fly a Jetpack with the world’s only FAA certified jetpack instructor and qualified pilot Boris Jarry. You’ll do takeoffs, landings, hovering, forward, backwards and sideways flight.
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F*ck Rug
Classy up your home with the F*ck Rug. One of, if not the, greatest words ever devised. It can convey anger, amazement, joy, sadness and more. Now everytime you look down you have a cool rug that says what you are thinking.
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World’s Most Expensive Home
The Holme in Regents Park, London is the World’s Most Expensive Home and it is for sale. Â The 205-year-old mega-mansion is located on the lake. It comprises of 40 bedrooms and 29,000 square feet of living space.
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Wash Away the Gay Soap
Reduce gayness by up to 69% with this Wash Away The Gay Soap. Not yet out of the closet? Have to go back home to mommy and daddy for the weekend and afraid to let your freak flag fly? This extra straight strength soap can help! Gay be gone.
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Backyard Bee Hive
Harvest your own honey with the backyard bee hive. Made from premium red cedar wood, the Flow Hive 2+ is the award-winning invention that provides a solution for harvesting honey that’s easier for the beekeeper and gentler on the bees.
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Jizz The Game
Games night will never be the same again after you play Jizz The Game. It is exactly what you think it is. Just fill the balls up with your substance of choice. Spin the dial to see how many pumps and where to aim it and then pump away.