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  This Outdoor Ping Pong Table is perfect for anyone who’s ever wanted to add another level of difficulty to their ping pong games. You might need a big road to ride it on though.

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  NSFW Action Figures

  Dan Polydoris is the creator of ‘Death By Toys’. He specializes in offensive but always hilarious action figures, tees and lunch box products. If you have a GSOH then check out some of his funniest NSFW toys.

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  Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

  This bacon flavored toothpaste is 4 ounces of tasty goodness for the bacon lover in your life. This bacon toothpaste is meant for laughs but we all know someone who would use this every morning. Really tastes and smells like bacon with a small hint of mint.

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  The GOAT Trophy

  Reward someone in your life with The GOAT Trophy. Are they the Greatest Of All Time! The best salesman or saleswoman, the best mom or dad, or someone you just think is the best! This is the perfect trophy keepsake for anyone.

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  ‘Wet Fart’ Funny Wipes

  Does his loud wet fart sound a little too wet? Sounds like he trusted a fart and now there’s a scary squish in his pants. There’s no need to freak out! Just throw him some ‘Did I Just Sh*t My Pants’ Wet Wipes and he can save himself!

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  Glow-In-The-Dark Bike Lights

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  Bloody Bath Mat

  The neighborhood wizard finally finished weaving his magical fabric for this bloody bath mat. Created under a blood moon in a frenzy of song and dance as this unbelievable mat changed colors when wet. A magical gift!

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  Hand Jobs Party Game

  Hand Jobs is a hilarious party game for your hands! Use your hands to perform funny and fast-paced challenges. 54 cards filled with funny tasks like choking chickens, salad tossing, monkey spanking and even cutting the cheese!

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  Funny Shot Glasses

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  Farting Poop Pen

  It doesn’t matter how old a bloke gets. Fart noises will always get them giggling. This farting poop pen has 7 different fart noises that are just a pen click away. Plus we all get the added bonus of no nasty smells!

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  Rick Sanchez Toothpaste Dispenser

  The exploits of Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty is a global phenomenon that requires multiple viewings. The eagle-eyed have seen that Rick’s alcoholic dribble is less noticeable in later seasons. This toothpaste dispenser from Etsy will remind you always.

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  Emergency Cyanide Keychain

  This Emergency Cyanide Keychain capsule is perfect for when you’re at that next awful family function or on the date from hell. This gag gift is the perfect gift for your friend with a dark sense of humor. Does not contain Cyanide 😉

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