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Personalised Boobies

Boobies are universal crowd-pleasers. Whether it’s a bachelorette bash, or just a Tuesday, personalised boobs bring the giggles.

The Middle Finger Fucktopus is a vulgar desk ornament that lets people know how you feel the minute they walk into the room.

Just light it, let the sultry scent of jasmine and mischief fill the air, and watch your partner’s eyebrows hit the ceiling.

Games night will never be the same again after you play Jizz The Game. Just fill the balls up, spin the dial, aim and then pump away.

This is the hottest spark in town! This dazzling fire-starter isn’t just a tool; it’s a flirtatious flame that winks at you from your pocket.