Zoltar: The Bearded Prophet of the Arcade
Step right up, folks, to the mystical, slightly dusty world of Zoltar, the classic arcade fortune teller who’s been dishing out cosmic wisdom since the days of neon leg warmers! Nestled in a dimly lit corner of your local arcade, this turban-wearing, glass-boxed guru gazes into his crystal ball (probably a repurposed snow globe) and delivers fortunes with the gravitas of a B-movie wizard.
