Bacon Bandages
Category: Funny Gifts
Treat your ouchies with these funny Bacon Bandages. Heal your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat and if a fancy bacon bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, they also come with a free prize.
Bacon Bandages
- Each tin contains fifteen bandages
- Each bandage measures approx. 3″ L x 1″ W
- Each tin contains a bonus trinket

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