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Penis Blanket

What can be said about the Penis Blanket? Yes, it does look like a todger, complete with balls. It is adult sized and well made. It even has a hood. Will it make people laugh? Absolutely!

Penis Blanket

This funny blanket with hoodie is wrapped around your feet. It then stretches back and lies on your body. This blanket comes in its cover with its balls which you will need to Inflate.

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