You do not hold the this Giant Swiss Army Knife Giant, it holds you. Not in the creepy uncle way but in the loving mother way. This amazing giant device can do pretty much anything, except your taxes.
Giant Swiss Army Knife
Closing this knife takes nearly 100 years, so the open picture is the only one that can be provided. Comes with 87 functions and just remember that you don’t leave this knife anywhere, it leaves you.